Okay when I skeeted this I was cracking a joke about how I eat the same boring meal every single work day but actually this has been a pretty awesome change, I really look forward to lunch now.
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Okay when I skeeted this I was cracking a joke about how I eat the same boring meal every single work day but actually this has been a pretty awesome change, I really look forward to lunch now.
Yeah it sucks so bad. Cale was so cool, and Clapton is just a knockoff Temu Cale. I skeeted this a while back haha
bsky.app/profile/thed...
bsky.app/profile/thed...
Mom, can we get JJ Cale.
No, hon, I think we have JJ Cale at home.
The JJ Cale at home:
No, hon, I think we have JJ Cale at home.
The JJ Cale at home:
a man wearing a hat sits at a table with a cup of coffee
Alt: a man wearing a hat sits at a table with a cup of coffee. Importantly, it’s Eric Clapton
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Yeah it sucks so bad. Cale was so cool, and Clapton is just a knockoff Temu Cale. I skeeted this a while back haha
bsky.app/profile/thed...
bsky.app/profile/thed...
People dispute what you should call posts on Bluesky:
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
People dispute what you should call posts on Bluesky:
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
Should've quote skeeted this from the start rather than write all that directly in replies. That said I'd like to go off on a tangent: I still think people being so weird about romance-the-genre is getting in the way of talking about sexual & romantic relationships in fiction 🧵
I consider the HEA to be part of the basic implied contract of using the term romance (you promise your book fits these parameters, in return for the extra sales from readers who don't know you but like books like that) rather than about whether the author suceeds at selling that it's a good thing 🧵
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Should've quote skeeted this from the start rather than write all that directly in replies. That said I'd like to go off on a tangent: I still think people being so weird about romance-the-genre is getting in the way of talking about sexual & romantic relationships in fiction 🧵
Two Bluesky users arguing, trading barbs and mean memes all day while silently longing for each other:
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
The two savviest fuel-gatherers in Scotland desperate to warm each other up:
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
The scions of the two biggest grain producing families in Eastern Washington secretly long for each other:
Wheated Rivalry.
Wheated Rivalry.
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Two Bluesky users arguing, trading barbs and mean memes all day while silently longing for each other:
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
A bluesky elder and his obnoxious reply guy:
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
The two leading interior decorators in a Dallas exurb:
Love-Seated Rivalry.
Love-Seated Rivalry.
The two savviest fuel-gatherers in Scotland desperate to warm each other up:
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
A bluesky elder and his obnoxious reply guy:
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
Two Blueksy posters, after an extended beef, meet in meatspace and find themselves revisiting their assumptions
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Two Blueksy posters, after an extended beef, meet in meatspace and find themselves revisiting their assumptions
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted rivalry. Is this anything?
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Skeeted rivalry. Is this anything?
Decision: Compass bid for Preliminary Injunction against Zillow denied: "Because Plaintiff has not shown a likelihood of success on the merits, Plaintiff's motion for a preliminary injunction is DENIED." Inner City Press live skeeted that, story coming
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Decision: Compass bid for Preliminary Injunction against Zillow denied: "Because Plaintiff has not shown a likelihood of success on the merits, Plaintiff's motion for a preliminary injunction is DENIED." Inner City Press live skeeted that, story coming
Two Bluesky posters argue about Will Stancil all day but have a secret affair by night.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Two women field hockey players stickhandle their secret off pitch affair while vying to win their local tournament's shortest in-competition skirt prize.
Pleated Rivalry
Pleated Rivalry
Two hockey players carry on a polite and chaste affair after one holds back in competition so the other team can win the cup.
Ceded Rivalry.
Ceded Rivalry.
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Two Bluesky posters argue about Will Stancil all day but have a secret affair by night.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Media: Bluesky is a pointless liberal echo chamber that is meaningless and has no influence on reality
Also Media: did you see what Bouie skeeted????
Also Media: did you see what Bouie skeeted????
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Media: Bluesky is a pointless liberal echo chamber that is meaningless and has no influence on reality
Also Media: did you see what Bouie skeeted????
Also Media: did you see what Bouie skeeted????
On Jan 18 I skeeted about people mushing 4 different timescales together as one and getting confused about what AI/Robotics milestones will happen when. Since then I have included this slide in two talks filling out the details, with instances of the four scales.
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 AM
On Jan 18 I skeeted about people mushing 4 different timescales together as one and getting confused about what AI/Robotics milestones will happen when. Since then I have included this slide in two talks filling out the details, with instances of the four scales.
Two competing Bluesky karma farmers battle it out:
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
Two competing pitmasters battle it out:
Meated Rivalry
Meated Rivalry
Two competing tailors form an unlikely alliance:
Pleated Rivalry
Pleated Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Two competing Bluesky karma farmers battle it out:
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
It's just a hobby. For now. I've skeeted some of my work.
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 AM
It's just a hobby. For now. I've skeeted some of my work.
You sort of featured in my dream last night. I was trying to send a message to see if you'd been sprayed by tear gas at the protest on Monday, in response to something you'd skeeted. The anxiety bit was that I could not type the words, kept on getting errors. There were also nuns.
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
You sort of featured in my dream last night. I was trying to send a message to see if you'd been sprayed by tear gas at the protest on Monday, in response to something you'd skeeted. The anxiety bit was that I could not type the words, kept on getting errors. There were also nuns.
Two gay porn stars compete in taking the most loads in a weekend.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Two Whiskey distillers compete for market share and each other’s affections
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
Two development randomistas develop a secret love affair in the field
Treated Rivalry
Treated Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Two gay porn stars compete in taking the most loads in a weekend.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Skeeted Rivalry.
Speaking of the overly freaked out...
Iain forgot yall was on Harriet Tubman's internet suckin off dick shaped ice cream treats and gettin chocolate mousse skeeted in ya mouf neither. It definitely aint always just the nigghs nih...lol
Iain forgot yall was on Harriet Tubman's internet suckin off dick shaped ice cream treats and gettin chocolate mousse skeeted in ya mouf neither. It definitely aint always just the nigghs nih...lol
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Speaking of the overly freaked out...
Iain forgot yall was on Harriet Tubman's internet suckin off dick shaped ice cream treats and gettin chocolate mousse skeeted in ya mouf neither. It definitely aint always just the nigghs nih...lol
Iain forgot yall was on Harriet Tubman's internet suckin off dick shaped ice cream treats and gettin chocolate mousse skeeted in ya mouf neither. It definitely aint always just the nigghs nih...lol
Nope. I never tweeted, never skeeted, and only occasionally post anything. But it's posting. Don't give two 💩s what the devs on these sites want me to call it. It's just a post.
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Nope. I never tweeted, never skeeted, and only occasionally post anything. But it's posting. Don't give two 💩s what the devs on these sites want me to call it. It's just a post.
the two biggest niche internet microcelebrities secretly love each other
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
two hockey players love and have sex with each other a lot
heated rivalry
heated rivalry
Two back yard composters fall in love over the fence
Fetid Rivalry
Fetid Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
the two biggest niche internet microcelebrities secretly love each other
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
Y’all, this is how long this week has felt to me: I saw it was past 5pm and realized I hadn’t re-skeeted @craigweekend.bsky.social so I went to the page then I saw that there was no new skeet and hadn’t been one for 6 days. B/c it’s not the weekend. It’s only Thursday.
a cartoon character is standing in a corner of a room with a blue wall
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a corner of a room with a blue wall
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Y’all, this is how long this week has felt to me: I saw it was past 5pm and realized I hadn’t re-skeeted @craigweekend.bsky.social so I went to the page then I saw that there was no new skeet and hadn’t been one for 6 days. B/c it’s not the weekend. It’s only Thursday.
Two partners try to top each others' wordplay via QRP on Bluesky.
Re-skeeted Rivalry
Re-skeeted Rivalry
Two people with their uteruses removed secretly pine for each other.
Yeeted Rivalry
Yeeted Rivalry
Two naval commanders gunning for promotion secretly pine for each other.
Fleeted Rivalry
Fleeted Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Two partners try to top each others' wordplay via QRP on Bluesky.
Re-skeeted Rivalry
Re-skeeted Rivalry
Two poasters, always in each orhers mentions, finally fall into each others beds.
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
Two bakers at Wonder Brands, with secret, fermenting reasons to love one another.
Kneaded Rivalry
Kneaded Rivalry
Two epistemologists who keep coming up with reasons that undermine one another's claims know only one thing: their love for one another.
Defeated rivalry
Defeated rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Two poasters, always in each orhers mentions, finally fall into each others beds.
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
Two mutuals on Bluesky secretly pursue the same crush.
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry
solomon between two mothers about to rip a child apart.
impeded rivalry
impeded rivalry
Two jewelry artists who run different Etsy shops secretly pine for each other.
Beaded Rivalry
Beaded Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Two mutuals on Bluesky secretly pursue the same crush.
Skeeted Rivalry
Skeeted Rivalry