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Cosmic Clau

@cosmicclau.bsky.social

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"Without hope, without witness, without reward" "The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter" Gen X hermit Dog Mum She/her Tired I found these on the floor https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27d

Little baby nugget Floyd on my lap 🥰

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 1d

Pickle wouldn't mind a little bevvy, if you're having a little bevvy.

Small black cat staring intently at the camera. Living room in the background.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21h

I tried living the dream but it turned out I was just having the hallucination.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18h

Working from home with this view. Productivity: 2%. Serenity: 100%.

My backyard pond just after sunrise on a chilly fall morning, surrounded by tall grasses and trees with autumn foliage. The sky is filled with soft pink, purple and orange clouds reflecting on the calm water, creating a peaceful and scenic view.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 20h

Often random people approach me to ask why I make up stories about random people approaching me

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 6m

What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

there are other ways to live for instance I live the life of a mini baby rhino

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, i'm still punk

*uses shower gel in the bath*

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 4h

Beware, someone could be watching you at any time. Tracking your every move. Not me though. I’m too lazy.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 14h

Charlie Brown: This time Lucy’s not going to pull that ball away!

CNN: Let’s form a panel to stroke the genius of this ceasefire agreement

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 5h

The world lost when it decided to want to make war instead of art. Me?
I just want to make pancakes.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 5h

I have a long list of things I don’t do that I tell people are the things I like to do when people feel compelled to ask.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

me: oh no, there's a raven rapping at my door

Raven: *freestyling like crazy*

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 6h

Oh great

A screenshot that reads, "Subtropical Storm Activity Alert

Subtropical Storm Karen has formed in the N. Atlantic."

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 6h

What is the plural of “butterscotch”

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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 13h

I just sent a text which was replied to with an hour phone call.

Please pray for me during this difficult time.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 3h

But your honor, he made nachos and didn’t distribute the toppings evenly.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 7h

y'all please mastodon't

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 4h

I'm sick of my awesome personality ruining lives and children's parties.

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 11h

I tell the fine people who work registers, "Please don't give me a receipt. I don't want to know."

And they all nod and smile in understanding.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 24m

I tried to live in the moment. The moment immediately filed a restraining order, citing my chronic overthinking as harassment.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 22m

😂😂😂

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 38m

Violence against the violent: omg, you diva. Have a snickers. You do too much.

Violence against the innocent: it's okay, we're keeping you super safe rn

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29m

The meaning of life?

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 35m

I'll do the same 🧡🧡

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 39m

I doubt I will go but if I do, I will let you know 😊

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