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FoolWearsBlack

@foolwearsblack.bsky.social

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Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.

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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · Nov 19

Mind ya business, I’m off the clock.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 3d

if you look in the mirror & say the words aioli sauce three times in a row a man riding a flux capacitor powered fixed gear bike will zoom by at 88 miles per hour & bonk you in the head with a hardcover copy of jonathan livingston seagull.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 5d

Listen, I’m old and lazy. You can go to Mastadon if you want, but I’ll stay here to get ignored.

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 7d

NOBODY TRUSTS ANYBODY ANYMORE
AND WE ARE ALL VERY TIRED

SAD TRUTH HUH

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 11d

I'm crawling in sick tomorrow.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 10d

I put a little tray next to the toilet that reads, "Give a shit Take a shit."

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 14d

The next life, I'm coming back as a dog or cat. Even shitty people treat them well enough.

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 21d

My podcast is me farting in a crowded elevator.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 10d

Meme with an old photo of the British/American rock band and the words:
"Bloody Foreigner
Coming over here demanding to know what love is"

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 5d

If you're performing standup for ghosts and the audience starts shouting, "Boo! Boooo!" don't panic. You're killing.

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 8h

Last Christmas, our annual holiday showing of Die Hard was overshadowed by the pumpkin spice Tide Pods on our pizza. They tasted great with the pineapple.

*Twitter meme nostalgia post

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for telling me about the typo assholes 🤣🤣🤣

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t explain it but Jewel sings in cursive

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d

RFK Jr. (mouth watering, licking lips): Placenta

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

I didn’t win a Nobel either.

*kicks dirt*

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 2d

Social media is just this century's boarding school, where kids get shipped off to "build character" and stay out of their parents' hair.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

I'd fold your socks and underwear out of the dryer <slow wink>

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 1d

If sitting at your kitchen table slightly drunk, watching the sunset, and listening to those old songs that meant something is wrong, then I don't want to be right