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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
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Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity. Blue is much more soothing than red. For mediocrity, press the link below bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · Aug 18
Get in loser. We're gonna take a nap.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1h
Used to give people loans but I lost interest
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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 54m
Not this asshole again.

-Your toilet
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 2h
hard to just have a nice weekend with civilization collapsing in the background
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2h
they should invent a shopping cart that doesn’t suck
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h
I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾
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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 2h
For the first time in years we won't be doing the Ohio Renaissance Festival. Very bummed but just can't handle all the walking right now.

And unable to get a crew to carry me around in a litter. I mean, wtf?
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d
I stopped tooting my own horn when I got kicked out of the marching band for doing it.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING: RFK Jr Says Children Who Don’t Lose Their Father and Uncle Early On to Gun Violence Are More Susceptible to Autism
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d
HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 4d
Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Nov 27
Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Nov 28
- What brings you to the ER?
- I have a ship in a bottle inside my rectum.
- How did you get it in there?
- They sell them like that.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 15h
You’re not truly liberated until you start appreciating sensible undergarments
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d
I just want to be the unhinged chick in people’s hearts.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 20h
I’ve got a notification on my calculator. Something doesn’t add up.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19h
I'd fold your socks and underwear out of the dryer <slow wink>
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 19h
Can we stop saying this is what fascism looks like, Jesus Christ we know
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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 19h
Maybe you won't ever wear it but if you didn't buy one I would be disappointed. 😄
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d
19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h
His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.
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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d
Due to inflation I'll still be buying myself a little treat.
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 22h
The arc of morality eventually hits the g spot…
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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 22h
Well.....yeah! Fuck yeah!
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22h
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do scrapbooking.
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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, [in my best Karen Carpenter voice] “We’ve only just begun”
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