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Juiceticles

@juiceticles.bsky.social

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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · May 6

Playing just the tip with my emotions.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12h

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do scrapbooking.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 7d

I’m gonna need you guys to shorten your posts until this edible settles down

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

Don't underestimate me. I could do much worse.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 6h

*charges seven different vibrators*

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 7h

Anything can be a puppet if you don’t care what happens to your hand

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 6h

not to brag but bedtime is flirting with me

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 14h

hand to handjob combat

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · Aug 16

yes, I've heard of romance, but what do you do about all the nausea?

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

My plague is bubonic and my anxiety is chronic

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · Mar 30

Hahaha I have fun here

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

But your honor, he made nachos and didn’t distribute the toppings evenly.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 1d

upon my death i request to be placed in a clawfoot tub filled with marshmallows and suspended over a fire so people can make s’mores out of me

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 2d

that tiny pocket in your jeans is to tuck away the insecurities for later

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 20

A glory hole, but for grilled cheese sandwiches.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 21h

Brain damage is probably my most endearing quality.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not a free country until I can order hookers & blow on DoorDash

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

If there isn’t a workout place called Gym and Juice, I’m simply not built for this world.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · Dec 31

Highfives to everyone who already has their sweatpants out for tonight

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Aug 3

At least you have your hell.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 1d

Get in motherfucker, we’re gonna shoop.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not saying I’m lonely or anything but I just ate a banana for the shape rather than the taste

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

*doing shots of Mountain Dew

Still punk as fuck.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

I am overwhelmed, underprepared and over caffeinated

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 9d

logging onto bsky dot app to ask you guys what color my aura is

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