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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Mar 7

If someone says they love you to the moon and back remember that’s under 478,000 miles. I’m just saying it’s not THAT much

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Ovary Action 🍉🍉🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 6d

Them: you talk in absolutes.

Me: I've literally never done that.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · Aug 18

had to quit my job so i could read emails from my kids' schools full time

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 28d

I like to bring a guitar with me to parties as a threat to anyone who tries to talk to me.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26d

if somebody tried to hornswoggle me i would have a hairy conniption

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Retronymous @retronymous.com · 17d

will farrell as harry cary in a suit against a space background with a speech bubble below him

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 17d

she was hot and scary like a volcano or a peloton instructor

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17d

[me, narrating a documentary on parrots] Just look at these fucken tropical chickens

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Aug 3

1st base: kissing

2nd base: petting

base 10: math stuff

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 21h

I confess wild horses COULD drag me away. In fact it would only probably take a single very sickly one

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 23d

Boss: we’re gonna be doing random drug testing

Me: okay but I won’t try crack

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Oct 6

when i woke up at 3am last night tubi was playing the Diddy documentary again and there was a raccoon in my house

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3d

My freestyle dance moves keep predators at bay

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 7d

Hey movies and tv shows, STOP PUTTING CELL PHONE TEXT CONVERSATIONS ONSCREEN WITH IMPORTANT PLOT INFORMATION WE CAN'T SEE THAT SHIT!

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 5d

The scariest part about Halloween is that people knock on our doors. It could be anybody.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 6d

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, standing behind two robots and next to a large kangaroo. Pretty crowded in here

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 4d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 3d

They have Halloween lint rollers. You know how the kids love lint rollers.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 4d

Ah fuck it I’m making pumpkin martinis and putting in my kids’ old VHS tape of Barney’s Halloween Party

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 3d

well well well if if if it it it isn't isn't isn't an an an echo echo echo inside inside inside this this this well well well

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 6d

Really getting tired of letting things sink in for a second

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 3d

My back cracked so loudly that all the neighbors flocked to Nextdoor to complain about people setting off firecrackers

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 3d

every day’s a new jumpscare

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 3d

my answer to everything is an ice pack

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