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N🇨🇦

@nsterdzz.bsky.social

460 followers 210 following 180 posts

Just an underwhelming girl in an overwhelming world🤷🏻‍♀️🙄 Weed, Horror and LEGO round out my personality🫠

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jul 2

I love you. Just not ‘pick up the phone when you call’ love you

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Jul 2

Turns out Groupon is not a sex club.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · Jul 2

Sipping my coffee and getting ready for whatever fresh hell awaits me today.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · Jul 2

Why don’t these forms ever ask the important questions like what kind of idiot are you

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · Jul 2

I hate when someone posts what they think is a thirst trap, and I'm just like, where dem titties?

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · Jul 2

sad twats in your area need forehead kisses

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Jul 2

Maybe one sock is ghosting the other sock and it’s really none of our business.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · Jul 2

Just awkward enough to be interesting

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jul 2

time is never wasted so long as i’m wasted with you babe

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Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social · Jul 2

It's clear that essential oils are not living up to their end of the bargain.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · Jul 2

Fuck me like there actually is a tomorrow.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Jul 2

By jingo I use a lot of obsolete expressions.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Jul 2

Just like my ancestors had daily standoffs with bears and alligators, my pug once again does not want to take his anxiety medicine.

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andy vs @im-all-id.me · Jul 2

Adding lol to the most depressing text ever so my friend knows I'm fine 😎

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · Jul 2

It is more or less secure if I also don't know any of my passwords or PIN codes

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · Jul 2

Send all the coffee.

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · Jul 2

Get married so someone can ask you "why do you have to brush your teeth like that"

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dave the turkey crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · Jul 2

i love a girl who smells like a candy store

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Jun 4

The wedge is the most divisive of all salads.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · Jun 4

In summer, I drive with my hands at 11 and 1 so the air conditioner vents point directly at my armpits.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · Jun 4

work is stupid

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Jun 3

Queen, Kid Rock and the Beastie Boys came on the radio one after the other and all of a sudden I was dancing shirtless with a mullet, drinking brass monkey.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · Jun 4

I belong among the wildflowers, not in a meeting that could have been an email.

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