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smooheed.bsky.social
MF FairyPrincessSmoo
@smooheed.bsky.social
12K followers 1.8K following 2.4K posts
Twin mom Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one Same stick figure, different app https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · May 29
HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4d
all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 6d
I'm only clever now if I have a minute and internet access.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3d
Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d
Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 5d
[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 7d
I quote posted you with an improvement to your joke. Please respond
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 6d
Since no one does it anymore, I just sexually harass myself.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 9d
It is what it is, but you don't have to be a dick about it.
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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 5d
Inappropriate laughter is twice as medicinal.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 5d
My life is too small and I worry it will get lost in the gap behind the refrigerator.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 8d
well, if this site ends up like X, I’m going back to communicating with people via carrier pigeons
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13d
A posting style best described as "relentless"
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 13d
Windmill: I’m a big fan.
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 11d
Night sky (as I have nothing interesting to say)
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 11d
Already looking forward to tomorrow’s nap
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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 11d
*me watching you while you sleep*

“You’re doing it wrong”
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 11d
Lemme see
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 18d
I do like my cocunts toasted
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · Mar 17
sorry i yelled "goth ninjas" when we saw those nuns yesterday
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18d
i can’t even imagine how many bobs had to die to harvest all that
A ball of barbed wire for sale labeled “Bob wire $25.”
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 18d
Thrilled to report I’ve just about had it
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 18d
My cat got into the booth with me while I was testing my teleportation device and now there’s cat hair all over my genes.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20d
With a little love, the call could be coming from inside the home.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19d
I wish the rapture would happen but just to people who believe in the rapture
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 22d
your honor, what's the wifi
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