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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · Aug 24
Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1m
Finally just going to do the account I've always wanted, recipes for dodos where you lick various spices and sauces off of them in a slow chasing style. I suppose it could work with current escargots
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 2h
Just a normal family shopping trip..
A precocious seven year old boy and a Halloween decoration skeleton flipping the bird together in a store display.
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Hoofie Girl @kaitisnotreal.bsky.social · 2h
Ew gross you got some of your male gaze on me
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 1h
In the 1980s there was this weird old guy with a long beard that drove a Datsun truck around town with "KILL YOUR TV" painted on the tailgate and I think about that guy a lot
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1h
I get why polyamory is so popular in California. It takes 3 incomes to survive and 4 to have nice things.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1h
eat half a carton of yogurt for breakfast. you will certainly not regret eating half a carton of yogurt for breakfast
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1h
“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”

- H.P. Lovecraft
A hand holding a dripping wet, bulging-eyed, flat-faced cat looking sadly at the camera.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1h
a laundry soap mascot that’s a depressed worm

(worms love dirt so clean clothes make them sad)
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1h
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
For if I die before I wake
I pray the third Paul Blart they make.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1h
I haven't had anything new to say in a few days. My head is packed with tulle.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 1h
Personal finance is a never-ending homework assignment.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1h
I guess I gotta mute Mastodon as a word now.
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 54m
Out of my grandma’s 8 surviving children, there are now 2 left. I need to go reflect on life for a minute. Hug your loved ones sooner rather than later.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 49m
Oh fuck. The horror!
Screenshot showing posts have run dry and Bluesky is switching me to the Discover tab. I used to enjoy it. Now it's worse than Halloween.
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zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 32m
the main advantage of having individual toes is to give you something cold to complain about
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 10m
I was never on my rocker to begin with.
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 9m
Saw a YouTube ad for a raincoat — except it’s MANLY AF and called bear skin for some reason, even though there’s no bear involved. it uses special technology (possibly alien??) to repel water. Shut up and take my money. As a big dumb idiot, I must have this jacket immediately
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 8m
My favourite 5 a side team names, at my local pitch, in no particular order:

Inter Yer Maw
LA Caramel Wafer
AC Madras
Inter Yer Ankles
Wrecks ‘im
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 6m
Everybody shut up they're making nibbly blimpkins on the Great British Baking Show
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2h
The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call
My grandma's old black rotary phone with a long black microwave handle as the receiver
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 3h
I would like the “Severance” experience, for the gym.
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 2h
How are you supposed to do a decent drift in these cars with push button transmission? Hold the button?
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 2h
Accidentally meat tenderizer hammered my finger and split my pointer fingernail in half. Perhaps the RumChata in my morning coffee was too much.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 2h
Goth long-kitty having a little munch
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 2h
I hate it when people don’t use their indicators, to virtue signal.
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