Gia
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Gia
@gashleymadison.bsky.social
· Aug 11
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
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Land of 10,000 Relapses
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Land of 10,000 Relapses
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I’m really sad about the news about Rob Reiner and his wife. It’s just heartbreaking. 💔
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m really sad about the news about Rob Reiner and his wife. It’s just heartbreaking. 💔
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if, by the Christmas spirit, you mean waking up in tears then, yeah, got it right here
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
if, by the Christmas spirit, you mean waking up in tears then, yeah, got it right here
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(Happy Gilmore voice) somebody’s closer
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
(Happy Gilmore voice) somebody’s closer
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At a job it takes me 2 or 3 years to become curious about what the company actually does
March 29, 2024 at 12:49 PM
At a job it takes me 2 or 3 years to become curious about what the company actually does
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All i'm saying is if 'practice makes perfect' is a thing, surely we'd all be better at the sleeping thing, as adults
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
All i'm saying is if 'practice makes perfect' is a thing, surely we'd all be better at the sleeping thing, as adults
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My husband offered me a “high-protein cheese” made from Greek yogurt instead of real cheese. I’m calling the police.
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My husband offered me a “high-protein cheese” made from Greek yogurt instead of real cheese. I’m calling the police.
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I’m not doing a Fran Drescher impression. It’s allergy season
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I’m not doing a Fran Drescher impression. It’s allergy season
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Not to brag but I don’t have to be a judge to throw books at people
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Not to brag but I don’t have to be a judge to throw books at people
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Movie theater
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Movie theater
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
Me: pass the popcorn
Monster under my seat:
ya know…there's nothing wrong with going places alone
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Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
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Do vampires go bobbing for Adam’s apples?
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Do vampires go bobbing for Adam’s apples?
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A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
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I was today’s years old when I found out ceiling fans have a winter mode and a summer mode
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I was today’s years old when I found out ceiling fans have a winter mode and a summer mode
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Halloween may be over but there's still a skeleton inside of you.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Halloween may be over but there's still a skeleton inside of you.
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Kinda disappointed over here about the shrooms. It’s been almost two hours. Not tripping at all.
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Kinda disappointed over here about the shrooms. It’s been almost two hours. Not tripping at all.
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ME: home is where the heart is
DETECTIVE: yes we found that where is the rest of the body
DETECTIVE: yes we found that where is the rest of the body
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ME: home is where the heart is
DETECTIVE: yes we found that where is the rest of the body
DETECTIVE: yes we found that where is the rest of the body
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Nobody:
Me: I wonder how that pen pal from France I paid $1 for in first grade and exchanged two letters with before never hearing from her again is.
Me: I wonder how that pen pal from France I paid $1 for in first grade and exchanged two letters with before never hearing from her again is.
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Nobody:
Me: I wonder how that pen pal from France I paid $1 for in first grade and exchanged two letters with before never hearing from her again is.
Me: I wonder how that pen pal from France I paid $1 for in first grade and exchanged two letters with before never hearing from her again is.
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This is the dumbest apocalypse.
January 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is the dumbest apocalypse.
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I’ve driven 70 miles, that’s 490 in dog miles.
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ve driven 70 miles, that’s 490 in dog miles.
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I hope you have a good weekend.
Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.
Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.
May 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I hope you have a good weekend.
Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.
Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.
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i wear the ponchos in this family
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i wear the ponchos in this family
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*extreme Helen Lovejoy voice
Won’t someone please think of the billionaires???!!!
Won’t someone please think of the billionaires???!!!
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
*extreme Helen Lovejoy voice
Won’t someone please think of the billionaires???!!!
Won’t someone please think of the billionaires???!!!
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on pornhub it’s called kentucky freud chicken
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
on pornhub it’s called kentucky freud chicken
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
August 5, 2023 at 1:11 PM
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.