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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · Feb 2

If I comment on one of your skeets with "vf", don't be confused. It stands for "very funny" and I know it's catching on because people are talking about it, they're talking about it everywhere and nobody thought of it until I did. I'm quite an innovator especially in the area of tech, you know. I kn

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 11d

I don’t want any of them to die, I want them all to wish they did.

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 1d

Well hell. That's cool.

Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Jun 17

I’m a lot like you…

Redlight King - Old Man

Redlight King - Old Man (2011)

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Mar 20

I’ve heard hate can lead to the dark side, but mine can light up a room.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 7d

brings engagement ring to finger gun fight

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4d

Me: why are you so mad?

Gf: *pouring gasoline all over me* who said i was mad?

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 5d

I’m just a girl reading the news wishing it was scooby doo on Saturday morning

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 5d

Please remember to spay or neuter your conservative relatives.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 5d

A haunted house but instead of ghosts, it's just a bunch of baby boomers asking why you haven't bought a house yet.

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 5d

Salt licks, but for humans. Eff yeah. That a thing yet?

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 8d

W O W 🤬

That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 8d

Wow 🤬

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 8d

WE HAD THOSE LITTLE WOODEN BOWLS TOO!

We'd each have about five helpings of salad. Salad was always the star 😋

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 9d

If I lived in medieval times I’d invent Nintendo and blow everyone’s mind

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 9d

I'm Canadian, but raised by European immigrants who understood that salad belongs in its own bowl.

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝 @tanner68.bsky.social · 9d

North Americans, why do you put your salad on your dinner plate with your dinner? Cold food with dressing touching hot food that doesn't like dressing?? I'm 56, but I've wondered this since childhood. Please explain.