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Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.
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If I comment on one of your skeets with "vf", don't be confused. It stands for "very funny" and I know it's catching on because people are talking about it, they're talking about it everywhere and nobody thought of it until I did. I'm quite an innovator especially in the area of tech, you know. I kn
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I’ve had sixteen servings of greens today (crayons)
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I’ve had sixteen servings of greens today (crayons)
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give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏
Does anybody know what the intro music was that was just playing on the CBC livestream for men's hockey, Canada vs Switzerland??
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Does anybody know what the intro music was that was just playing on the CBC livestream for men's hockey, Canada vs Switzerland??
Dropping my Kickstarter for an exciting new board game where poets and musicians are lost at sea, and pitted against enormous underwater creatures intent on killing them so if you could get behind it that would be great, it's called Bards Against Huge Manatee okay thanks
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Dropping my Kickstarter for an exciting new board game where poets and musicians are lost at sea, and pitted against enormous underwater creatures intent on killing them so if you could get behind it that would be great, it's called Bards Against Huge Manatee okay thanks
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Adding the adjective "testicular" never makes things better, for instance: testicular kitchen utensils
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Adding the adjective "testicular" never makes things better, for instance: testicular kitchen utensils
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Meth lab is short for method acting labradoodles.
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Meth lab is short for method acting labradoodles.
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Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
It's possible it's been far too long since I've done a wardrobe purge. I just came across a pair of maternity pants. My child is 15 years old.
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
It's possible it's been far too long since I've done a wardrobe purge. I just came across a pair of maternity pants. My child is 15 years old.
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Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Tried to stretch my shoulder, popped my elbow, died
A prolific writer walks into Bluesky and asks, "Just me? Or is it drafty in here?"
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
A prolific writer walks into Bluesky and asks, "Just me? Or is it drafty in here?"
Hot dogs are the coolest cats in the food chain I said what I said don't @ me aaaaaaaaand send
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Hot dogs are the coolest cats in the food chain I said what I said don't @ me aaaaaaaaand send
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I'm smart and intelligent. A real triple threat.
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I'm smart and intelligent. A real triple threat.
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gonna make some shirts that just say “please ask me about gay”
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
gonna make some shirts that just say “please ask me about gay”
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A washing machine that warns you when it detects little balls of tissue paper in your pockets
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
A washing machine that warns you when it detects little balls of tissue paper in your pockets
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nice try officer but im pretty sure you’re cake
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
nice try officer but im pretty sure you’re cake
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i heard the pope still has the same # as when he was a cardinal so i texted him ( . )( . ) and now i’m blocked
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i heard the pope still has the same # as when he was a cardinal so i texted him ( . )( . ) and now i’m blocked
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The Girl with the Bodega Cat Tattoo
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The Girl with the Bodega Cat Tattoo
Dancing With Tears in my Eyes, please respond.
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dancing With Tears in my Eyes, please respond.
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Roses are red
Tulips are troep,
Tulips are troep,
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Roses are red
Tulips are troep,
Tulips are troep,
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
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Conservatives: the Super Bowl halftime show ABSOLUTELY MUST be in English!
Kid Rock: Ba Wit Da Ba Da Bang Da Bang Diggy Diggy
Kid Rock: Ba Wit Da Ba Da Bang Da Bang Diggy Diggy
February 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Conservatives: the Super Bowl halftime show ABSOLUTELY MUST be in English!
Kid Rock: Ba Wit Da Ba Da Bang Da Bang Diggy Diggy
Kid Rock: Ba Wit Da Ba Da Bang Da Bang Diggy Diggy
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Today’s embroidery progress
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Today’s embroidery progress
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Do you believe in life after lunch?
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Do you believe in life after lunch?
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*identifies as a superbowl snack*
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
*identifies as a superbowl snack*
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An owl woke me early this morning. I stood and looked out the window and just caught its silhouette flying. I realize there’s something deeply mystical and perhaps prophetic about this, but I’m still going to tweet about bearded clams today
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
An owl woke me early this morning. I stood and looked out the window and just caught its silhouette flying. I realize there’s something deeply mystical and perhaps prophetic about this, but I’m still going to tweet about bearded clams today