@52sicarius.bsky.social
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who called it wind chill instead of holy fucking shit what the fuck
January 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
who called it wind chill instead of holy fucking shit what the fuck
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Having my mother declared legally incompetent because her messaging app makes a sound everytime she presses a key
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Having my mother declared legally incompetent because her messaging app makes a sound everytime she presses a key
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Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
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an episode of black mirror about a man who stays with his parents for the night and lowers the thermostat, causing an arctic blast of frigid air that envelops the earth, and leading to a catastrophic chain of events that threatens to engulf the world in ice, written by my dad.
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
an episode of black mirror about a man who stays with his parents for the night and lowers the thermostat, causing an arctic blast of frigid air that envelops the earth, and leading to a catastrophic chain of events that threatens to engulf the world in ice, written by my dad.
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Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for dying?
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for dying?
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Kids got me a t-shirt that says, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Kids got me a t-shirt that says, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood.”
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The Kool-Aid man breaking down the walls he's erected around his own emotions to avoid truly being vulnerable with people so as not to get hurt, and finally letting someone in: oh yeah
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The Kool-Aid man breaking down the walls he's erected around his own emotions to avoid truly being vulnerable with people so as not to get hurt, and finally letting someone in: oh yeah
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Christmas would be a wonderful day to hear some news about someone
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Christmas would be a wonderful day to hear some news about someone
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Overheard a kid on the bus - his mate goes, "you wee cunt you fell asleep" and the kid's like "nah, i was just being nonchalant"
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Overheard a kid on the bus - his mate goes, "you wee cunt you fell asleep" and the kid's like "nah, i was just being nonchalant"
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
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tempted to make shirts & signage of some degree
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
tempted to make shirts & signage of some degree
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a single, solitary hijink
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
a single, solitary hijink
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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Penis $150,000 (testicles are extra)
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $800
Penis $150,000 (testicles are extra)
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Penis $150,000 (testicles are extra)
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $800
Penis $150,000 (testicles are extra)
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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After Trump filed a ridiculous defamation case against the Pulitzer Prize Board, its lawyers started demanding records as part of the discovery phase, including his
- tax returns
- medical records
- medications
- materials related to his “psychological health” www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
- tax returns
- medical records
- medications
- materials related to his “psychological health” www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Pulitzer Board demands Trump tax returns, medical records as part of his defamation suit
After the president picked a fight with the Pulitzer Prize Board, its lawyers demanded info he'd prefer to keep under wraps.
www.ms.now
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
After Trump filed a ridiculous defamation case against the Pulitzer Prize Board, its lawyers started demanding records as part of the discovery phase, including his
- tax returns
- medical records
- medications
- materials related to his “psychological health” www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
- tax returns
- medical records
- medications
- materials related to his “psychological health” www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
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Laying on my floor laundry because my couch laundry has stuff on it
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Laying on my floor laundry because my couch laundry has stuff on it
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if i’m walking hauntingly out on the moor and there isn’t a swirling mist behind me i swear to god
July 16, 2024 at 11:11 PM
if i’m walking hauntingly out on the moor and there isn’t a swirling mist behind me i swear to god
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Such a stressful day which is technically over but I’m still freaked out & laden with adrenaline so if you have the appropriate cables & need me to recharge your phone or light a city block of Seoul, you know, can do & let me know.
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Such a stressful day which is technically over but I’m still freaked out & laden with adrenaline so if you have the appropriate cables & need me to recharge your phone or light a city block of Seoul, you know, can do & let me know.
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Accidentally poured milk in the cat's dry food and think I just reinvented grape nuts (now with MEAT)
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Accidentally poured milk in the cat's dry food and think I just reinvented grape nuts (now with MEAT)
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Crypto is just Kohl’s cash for cis white boys
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Crypto is just Kohl’s cash for cis white boys
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Crying laughing watching her crazy eyes holy shit that’s a category 15 case of crazy eyes they are literally off the charts we cannot measure the crazy in those eyes
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Crying laughing watching her crazy eyes holy shit that’s a category 15 case of crazy eyes they are literally off the charts we cannot measure the crazy in those eyes
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
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when I see someone driving really fast I think oh poor fella probably has diarrhea
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
when I see someone driving really fast I think oh poor fella probably has diarrhea
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They really missed a trick calling it Uber and not TaxiVasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They really missed a trick calling it Uber and not TaxiVasion
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*closes all 78 open browser tabs and deletes history on your laptop while you sleep*
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
*closes all 78 open browser tabs and deletes history on your laptop while you sleep*