Dave Duncan
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
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America needs an archeologist with a whip
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
America needs an archeologist with a whip
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“There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than a distant image of our tiny world. …it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”
— Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot, 1994
— Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot, 1994
Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than a distant image of our tiny world. …it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”
— Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot, 1994
— Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot, 1994
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Explaining to the drill sergeant I like my bunk a little sloppy.
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Explaining to the drill sergeant I like my bunk a little sloppy.
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Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for dying?
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for dying?
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geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time
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Every now and then I remember this tweet, and am thankful these people are so incredibly fucking stupid.
October 14, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Every now and then I remember this tweet, and am thankful these people are so incredibly fucking stupid.
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ME: Is he going to make it?
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
May 1, 2023 at 2:32 AM
ME: Is he going to make it?
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
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If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.
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Once again I’m reminded, trust is gained in drops and lost in buckets.
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Once again I’m reminded, trust is gained in drops and lost in buckets.
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the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective
September 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective
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"They're really beautiful girls. The best girls. You wouldn't believe they are as young as they say. I wish you could join us but Jeffrey is very selective."
FBI HANDLER: I'm going to need more specifics, Mr. Trump.
FBI HANDLER: I'm going to need more specifics, Mr. Trump.
September 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"They're really beautiful girls. The best girls. You wouldn't believe they are as young as they say. I wish you could join us but Jeffrey is very selective."
FBI HANDLER: I'm going to need more specifics, Mr. Trump.
FBI HANDLER: I'm going to need more specifics, Mr. Trump.
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My firm represents FBI Special Agent in Charge of Las Vegas Field Office Spencer Evans, a decorated 21 year veteran, who was just summarily fired by Dir #KashPatel. No due process. Fired because he followed COVID protocol instructions issued by Justice Dept back in 2021-22.
August 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My firm represents FBI Special Agent in Charge of Las Vegas Field Office Spencer Evans, a decorated 21 year veteran, who was just summarily fired by Dir #KashPatel. No due process. Fired because he followed COVID protocol instructions issued by Justice Dept back in 2021-22.
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Don't think of it as a cubicle. Think of it as a starter coffin.
August 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Don't think of it as a cubicle. Think of it as a starter coffin.
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We used to be a proper country
August 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We used to be a proper country
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Boss: I hope you didn’t think about your job too much while you were on vacation
Me: I don’t even think about it while I’m here
Me: I don’t even think about it while I’m here
July 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Boss: I hope you didn’t think about your job too much while you were on vacation
Me: I don’t even think about it while I’m here
Me: I don’t even think about it while I’m here
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A Richter 8.6 Earthquake Is Menacing Hawaii With The Threat Of A Devastating Tsunami, But Zohran Mamdani Has No Solutions.
Tomorrow in the New York Times
Tomorrow in the New York Times
July 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
A Richter 8.6 Earthquake Is Menacing Hawaii With The Threat Of A Devastating Tsunami, But Zohran Mamdani Has No Solutions.
Tomorrow in the New York Times
Tomorrow in the New York Times
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You know if you think about it for just a second, Hogwarts was an insanely dangerous place run by a group of people who really didn't seem to give a flying fuck whether the kids got themselves killed or not.
July 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You know if you think about it for just a second, Hogwarts was an insanely dangerous place run by a group of people who really didn't seem to give a flying fuck whether the kids got themselves killed or not.
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To be 100% clear:
Parents do NOT have "legitimate concerns" about trans girls on sports teams.
They have knee-jerk assumptions, made up of sexist stereotypes, that self-serving politicians and media-types have fanned into a groundless moral panic.
Trans girls playing sports hurts no one.
Parents do NOT have "legitimate concerns" about trans girls on sports teams.
They have knee-jerk assumptions, made up of sexist stereotypes, that self-serving politicians and media-types have fanned into a groundless moral panic.
Trans girls playing sports hurts no one.
Buttigieg said parents have legitimate concerns.
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
Pete Buttigieg weighs in on ‘fairness’ of transgender kids playing girls’ sports
He said he rejected blanket policies about trans participation in sports.
www.advocate.com
July 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
To be 100% clear:
Parents do NOT have "legitimate concerns" about trans girls on sports teams.
They have knee-jerk assumptions, made up of sexist stereotypes, that self-serving politicians and media-types have fanned into a groundless moral panic.
Trans girls playing sports hurts no one.
Parents do NOT have "legitimate concerns" about trans girls on sports teams.
They have knee-jerk assumptions, made up of sexist stereotypes, that self-serving politicians and media-types have fanned into a groundless moral panic.
Trans girls playing sports hurts no one.
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“the single best thing you can do for your body is go to bed on time”
okay well what’s the second best thing?
okay well what’s the second best thing?
October 26, 2024 at 12:55 PM
“the single best thing you can do for your body is go to bed on time”
okay well what’s the second best thing?
okay well what’s the second best thing?
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“Do you know how much I love you?” my partner asks.
I pause to concentrate on my fingers. “F-four?”
I pause to concentrate on my fingers. “F-four?”
July 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“Do you know how much I love you?” my partner asks.
I pause to concentrate on my fingers. “F-four?”
I pause to concentrate on my fingers. “F-four?”
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location, location, location
July 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
location, location, location