@jasonmcknight12.bsky.social
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great pie, too bad so many shepherds had to die to make it
February 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
great pie, too bad so many shepherds had to die to make it
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Sliding “big dog” into my wedding vows to address both the priest and my bride
February 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sliding “big dog” into my wedding vows to address both the priest and my bride
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Hot singles in your area want to ruin your life
February 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hot singles in your area want to ruin your life
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I’ll be in the parking lot at Walmart at 10pm, giving free testicle exams. No weirdos, please.
February 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’ll be in the parking lot at Walmart at 10pm, giving free testicle exams. No weirdos, please.
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Please be patient while I fly off this handle.
March 3, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Please be patient while I fly off this handle.
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Uh oh. My check butthole light just came on.
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Uh oh. My check butthole light just came on.
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Sign of the day…
February 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sign of the day…
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I’m not one to complain, but I will
February 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m not one to complain, but I will
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Friend: Still love dating that guy with multiple personalities?
Me: Yeah, he's six in a million
Me: Yeah, he's six in a million
February 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Friend: Still love dating that guy with multiple personalities?
Me: Yeah, he's six in a million
Me: Yeah, he's six in a million
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The give me your opinion only when asked challenge.
February 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The give me your opinion only when asked challenge.
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Still pissed that Pope John Paul wasn’t succeeded by Pope George Ringo.
February 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Still pissed that Pope John Paul wasn’t succeeded by Pope George Ringo.
[Googles that scene from Swordfish]
You know the one
You know the one
February 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
[Googles that scene from Swordfish]
You know the one
You know the one
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Philly is a special place because, win or lose, something will definitely be set on fire
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Philly is a special place because, win or lose, something will definitely be set on fire
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After sex I like to say romantic things like, how long will it take you to get home?
February 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
After sex I like to say romantic things like, how long will it take you to get home?
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i asked for a substitution on my eggs benedict so the server took me into the kitchen and the chef pressed my face right onto the griddle
February 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i asked for a substitution on my eggs benedict so the server took me into the kitchen and the chef pressed my face right onto the griddle
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first date idea: drown me in a bathtub
February 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
first date idea: drown me in a bathtub
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One of lifes scariest moments is when a woman calmly says "wow" during an argument
February 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One of lifes scariest moments is when a woman calmly says "wow" during an argument
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Hello sharks, today I am asking for a fake passport and a charter flight to a non-extradition country
February 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hello sharks, today I am asking for a fake passport and a charter flight to a non-extradition country
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Glenda: You had the power all along
Dorothy: What the fuck
Dorothy: What the fuck
February 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Glenda: You had the power all along
Dorothy: What the fuck
Dorothy: What the fuck
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everyone at the orgy gets to take home a lost sock as a keepsake
February 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
everyone at the orgy gets to take home a lost sock as a keepsake
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Man Cold: Day 2
The cough is worse and so is the world. Fingernails are less edible. My will to live is strong but my ability to do so remains shaky. My new sweatpants are really comfy, though.
The cough is worse and so is the world. Fingernails are less edible. My will to live is strong but my ability to do so remains shaky. My new sweatpants are really comfy, though.
February 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Man Cold: Day 2
The cough is worse and so is the world. Fingernails are less edible. My will to live is strong but my ability to do so remains shaky. My new sweatpants are really comfy, though.
The cough is worse and so is the world. Fingernails are less edible. My will to live is strong but my ability to do so remains shaky. My new sweatpants are really comfy, though.
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i’m hakeem jeffries and this is jackass
February 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i’m hakeem jeffries and this is jackass