Jason
@jathenerd.bsky.social
Here for the jokes, because I don’t have any
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Normalize not finishing books that lose your interest.
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Normalize not finishing books that lose your interest.
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I need a deodorant strong enough to give me the will to live.
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I need a deodorant strong enough to give me the will to live.
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If politicians are going to take us backwards, can we go back to a time before religion was invented?
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If politicians are going to take us backwards, can we go back to a time before religion was invented?
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tiny reverse scuba gear for goldfish so they can chill on the couch
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
tiny reverse scuba gear for goldfish so they can chill on the couch
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every day more stupid than the one before it
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
every day more stupid than the one before it
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some skeets are growers not showers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
some skeets are growers not showers.
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The creation myth of cats is called Genesispspspsps.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The creation myth of cats is called Genesispspspsps.
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who needs meals when you can halfheartedly snack at weird times throughout the day
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
who needs meals when you can halfheartedly snack at weird times throughout the day
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for the record nobody lives a normal life
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
for the record nobody lives a normal life
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You should have to pay fines if you are a shitty person
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You should have to pay fines if you are a shitty person
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My trainer had to stop offering stretching classes because he couldn't afford the pliability insurance.
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My trainer had to stop offering stretching classes because he couldn't afford the pliability insurance.
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Let's take this somewhere more comfortable (murky bog past the foreboding forest where we disappear forever)
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Let's take this somewhere more comfortable (murky bog past the foreboding forest where we disappear forever)
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ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to retire
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to retire
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I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
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My instrusive thoughts are mainly about consuming obscene amounts of cheese. Well that, and death. But mostly cheese
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My instrusive thoughts are mainly about consuming obscene amounts of cheese. Well that, and death. But mostly cheese
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I’m teaching people in my life how to treat me and they best fucking pay attention in class
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m teaching people in my life how to treat me and they best fucking pay attention in class
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[driving by some data centers in a field]
me: data centers
me: data centers
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
[driving by some data centers in a field]
me: data centers
me: data centers
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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Imagine someone coming to your door and demanding figgy pudding.
That's how horror movies start.
That's how horror movies start.
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Imagine someone coming to your door and demanding figgy pudding.
That's how horror movies start.
That's how horror movies start.
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I'm so introverted I only listen to house music.
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm so introverted I only listen to house music.
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I would put "taken" in my bio but I don't want Liam Neeson coming to my house.
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I would put "taken" in my bio but I don't want Liam Neeson coming to my house.
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I like a good revenge story.
Except the one where the universe gets revenge on me for existing.
Except the one where the universe gets revenge on me for existing.
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I like a good revenge story.
Except the one where the universe gets revenge on me for existing.
Except the one where the universe gets revenge on me for existing.
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I think people who play games should read a book but I also think that's true of people that watch movies and people that read books.
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I think people who play games should read a book but I also think that's true of people that watch movies and people that read books.
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I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram