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kimmalien.bsky.social
SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
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kimmalien.bsky.social
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · Apr 1
Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 23h
lost in a sea of unrecognizable Halloween avis but that’s ok
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jaycubed2k.bsky.social
Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 1d
Flooding the zone with shitty skeets
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kimmalien.bsky.social
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 6h
Swaddling my baby in a straitjacket
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runoldman.bsky.social
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Aug 30
Good thing I have a pill organizer, otherwise I wouldn't know what day it is.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1d
imagine hating me and i’m just over here being an absolute fucking asshole
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jaycubed2k.bsky.social
Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 1d
There's something really satisfying about powerful people who are still super ugly
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d
she needs to be draped on a piano singing some cole porter standards
a rusty colored pussy cat reclining on a table and serving you know what
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stev.bsky.social
Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 1d
they don’t cut a large ribbon at new locales so much anymore these days
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d
I just want to be the unhinged chick in people’s hearts.
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 18
“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
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dly.bsky.social
d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d
it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money
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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d
we are the witches you could not have sex with
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readuction.bsky.social
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 1d
I hate a sniffly bitch. Take your ass home
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jmichaelmull.bsky.social
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 1d
remember the good ol' days of summer 2025 when all we had to worry about was radioactive wasps
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d
y'all please mastodon't
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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2d
the dumb little jokes will continue until morale improves, and after that too
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kimmalien.bsky.social
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 1d
We’re obsessed with this video @stev.bsky.social
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 6d
I demand entry into all skircles.
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steamymac.bsky.social
Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.
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funkelly.bsky.social
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2d
not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d
A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3d
*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*
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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 2d
they should make doctor’s appointments that i am excited about
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tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 2d
You’re obviously lying when you say that you wouldn’t use your laser eyes to reheat food.
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d
whenever i hear a baby crying i’m like yeah man i get it
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