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@officelinebacker.bsky.social

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Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus. Behold! My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · Mar 27

Coworker: “You having Rice Krispies for breakfast?”

Me: “What? No. I just stood up and stretched”

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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 2h

Happy Wolrd Mental Health Day says the job that has destroyed mine.

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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 2d

If you're wondering what to get me, I take a 400mg in Advil.

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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 1d

"Your credit card bill is available for viewing"

Me: No thanks.

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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't realize how well my cold meds were working until I realized I was singing along to Zootopia and that it had looped for the 3rd time.

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 21h

I’ll have to check them out.

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 23h

Appropriate

As to the question of “what is your role in a horror movie” I got “the one nobody likes”. Which…yeah, you got me

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm exhausted y'all. Mentally drained. Good thing I don't use my brain for anything worthwhile.

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

What if our Antifa girlfriends kissed?…

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 3d

De-do-do-do, de-da-da-da.
That's all I want to say to you.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 2d

Had a very fun conversation with a 4-year-old today and it was better than any I've had with an adult for years.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1d

I'll wait for Megalodon to come out instead.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1d

My client told me I look younger than the last time she saw me. It's the cooler weather putting me in my preservation state.

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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 3d

I heard this today and thought of you perverts youtu.be/p86ncGX3FoM?...

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YouTube video by E.U. - Topic

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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 2d

The moon was showing off this morning, tempting me to take pictures. I liked the whole-ass sky in this one and the moon looks tiny but oh well.

The highway stretches before me as I cross the bridge into town. The light blue sky is dotted with clouds in varying shades of gray and the moon sits brightly, just off-center to the right. The windshield is streaked with morning dew. I’m behind a car and a car can be seen in the incoming lane. Power lines on the right.

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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 1d

I’m charging the battery on my digital camera, so y’all can look forward to higher quality pictures of my banal existence.

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Dawn B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 1d

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 9d

I guess you could celebrate spooky season by watching horror films. However, I'm choosing to go all in and terrify myself every day by checking the news.