Santa, bab-E
@officelinebacker.bsky.social
Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
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Behold! My stuff:
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As an elder Gen X’er, I will call you “dude” regardless of gender or age and you will like it.
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Instead of a waterbed I got two hydrogen beds and an oxygen bed.
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Instead of a waterbed I got two hydrogen beds and an oxygen bed.
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🎶 I’ll stop the world and melt cheese for you 🎶
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
🎶 I’ll stop the world and melt cheese for you 🎶
Musical countdown to Christmas:
youtube.com/watch?v=I776...
youtube.com/watch?v=I776...
John Legend - Baby, It's Cold Outside (Official Audio) ft. Kelly Clarkson
YouTube video by johnlegendVEVO
youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Musical countdown to Christmas:
youtube.com/watch?v=I776...
youtube.com/watch?v=I776...
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dude i have no idea what online clout is i just want to come here and be stupid
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
dude i have no idea what online clout is i just want to come here and be stupid
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never give up your alone time bc that’s when you get to be really disgusting
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
never give up your alone time bc that’s when you get to be really disgusting
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PSA: if you find yourself constantly encountering agitated people, consider the fact that you might be the agitator.
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
PSA: if you find yourself constantly encountering agitated people, consider the fact that you might be the agitator.
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Sprinkle that grated cheese directly into my mouth like salt bae.
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sprinkle that grated cheese directly into my mouth like salt bae.
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In these shitty times, it can't hurt to intentionally say something nice to someone. I know I could use some extra positive energy, I'm sure others could, too.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In these shitty times, it can't hurt to intentionally say something nice to someone. I know I could use some extra positive energy, I'm sure others could, too.
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FOR SALE: picture
PRICE: 1000 words
PRICE: 1000 words
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
FOR SALE: picture
PRICE: 1000 words
PRICE: 1000 words
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Trusting politicians to do the right thing is like trusting me not to eat all the donuts.
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Trusting politicians to do the right thing is like trusting me not to eat all the donuts.
Musical countdown to Christmas:
youtube.com/watch?v=D50s...
youtube.com/watch?v=D50s...
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
YouTube video by Frank Sinatra - Topic
youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Musical countdown to Christmas:
youtube.com/watch?v=D50s...
youtube.com/watch?v=D50s...
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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
August 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
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i love all of my little perverts here (complementary)
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i love all of my little perverts here (complementary)
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Do the silly thing because it’s fun and there’s no reason not to
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Do the silly thing because it’s fun and there’s no reason not to
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If you’re looking for a gift for me this year, I would like some energy
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you’re looking for a gift for me this year, I would like some energy
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Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
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All I want for Christmas is eight uninterrupted hours of sleep.
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
All I want for Christmas is eight uninterrupted hours of sleep.
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I'd be a perfect model for a life drawing art class because my naked body looks exactly like a bowl of rotting fruit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'd be a perfect model for a life drawing art class because my naked body looks exactly like a bowl of rotting fruit.
Musical countdown to Christmas:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_yu...
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_yu...
Ed Sheeran & Elton John - Merry Christmas [Official Video]
YouTube video by Ed Sheeran
youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Musical countdown to Christmas:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_yu...
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_yu...
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Steals your thunder
*I'm in my Thor undies
*I'm in my Thor undies
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Steals your thunder
*I'm in my Thor undies
*I'm in my Thor undies
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Seagulls fly over the sea
If they flew over the bay, they’d be Bagels
If they flew over the bay, they’d be Bagels
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Seagulls fly over the sea
If they flew over the bay, they’d be Bagels
If they flew over the bay, they’d be Bagels
Lily enjoying the snow
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Lily enjoying the snow
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Interviewer: it says here under expected salary you just wrote "dolla dolla bills yall"
Me: tru, tru
Interviewer: fucking genius. you’re hired
Me: tru, tru
Interviewer: fucking genius. you’re hired
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Interviewer: it says here under expected salary you just wrote "dolla dolla bills yall"
Me: tru, tru
Interviewer: fucking genius. you’re hired
Me: tru, tru
Interviewer: fucking genius. you’re hired
Musical countdown to Christmas:
youtube.com/watch?v=0k2i...
youtube.com/watch?v=0k2i...
HomeFree, Jewel Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
YouTube video by jimattn
youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Musical countdown to Christmas:
youtube.com/watch?v=0k2i...
youtube.com/watch?v=0k2i...
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One notification. AH-AH-AH
count von count from sesame street is wearing a black hat and tie and says `` 1 ah-ah-ah '' .
Alt: count von count from sesame street is wearing a black cape and says `` 1 ah-ah-ah ''
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December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
One notification. AH-AH-AH