Nimbusillian
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“Well, when it’s my turn, I just hope I go quietly. … You know—without a lot of running around.”
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Well, when it’s my turn, I just hope I go quietly. … You know—without a lot of running around.”
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when the drugs hit at mom and dads house
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
when the drugs hit at mom and dads house
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1986 - when we grow up we're going to save the world!
2026 - hahaha. Hahaha. No.
2026 - hahaha. Hahaha. No.
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
1986 - when we grow up we're going to save the world!
2026 - hahaha. Hahaha. No.
2026 - hahaha. Hahaha. No.
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ME: oh my friend Steve is here
WIFE: Steve that disrespects women or Steve that talks like a Disney dwarf?
ME: I’m not sure
WIFE: *opens door* hi Steve
STEVE: hi ho
WIFE: Steve that disrespects women or Steve that talks like a Disney dwarf?
ME: I’m not sure
WIFE: *opens door* hi Steve
STEVE: hi ho
March 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ME: oh my friend Steve is here
WIFE: Steve that disrespects women or Steve that talks like a Disney dwarf?
ME: I’m not sure
WIFE: *opens door* hi Steve
STEVE: hi ho
WIFE: Steve that disrespects women or Steve that talks like a Disney dwarf?
ME: I’m not sure
WIFE: *opens door* hi Steve
STEVE: hi ho
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BREAKING TRAVEL NEWS: Anyone going to the Feast of Stephen this evening should be aware that the Snowlay Roundabout has been closed.
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
BREAKING TRAVEL NEWS: Anyone going to the Feast of Stephen this evening should be aware that the Snowlay Roundabout has been closed.
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JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
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Viz Comic idea: Gordon Rameses, the foul-mouthed pharaoh.
"Fuck me, call this a fucking pyramid? Hey, big boy, when was this eye of Horus carved? Last week? Son of fucking Ra, you're kidding me."
"Fuck me, call this a fucking pyramid? Hey, big boy, when was this eye of Horus carved? Last week? Son of fucking Ra, you're kidding me."
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Viz Comic idea: Gordon Rameses, the foul-mouthed pharaoh.
"Fuck me, call this a fucking pyramid? Hey, big boy, when was this eye of Horus carved? Last week? Son of fucking Ra, you're kidding me."
"Fuck me, call this a fucking pyramid? Hey, big boy, when was this eye of Horus carved? Last week? Son of fucking Ra, you're kidding me."
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December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Well deserved praise for how Australia is run. They didn't even mention that they have a $20,000 political donation cap.
Take the money out of politics and it starts working for you.
Take the money out of politics and it starts working for you.
December 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Well deserved praise for how Australia is run. They didn't even mention that they have a $20,000 political donation cap.
Take the money out of politics and it starts working for you.
Take the money out of politics and it starts working for you.
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You cannot go wrong with a Bratwurst. Source: buff.ly/VFX4QWT
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You cannot go wrong with a Bratwurst. Source: buff.ly/VFX4QWT
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Her: Come over and help me remove my G string.
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Her: Come over and help me remove my G string.
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
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Husband keeps getting parking fines in post. Gets really angry, swears he doesn't remember parking/always pays etc. Out other day & asked me like he normally does to pay to park on my app, realised I had the reg letters wrong. Oops, sorry. Will never tell him though.
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Husband keeps getting parking fines in post. Gets really angry, swears he doesn't remember parking/always pays etc. Out other day & asked me like he normally does to pay to park on my app, realised I had the reg letters wrong. Oops, sorry. Will never tell him though.
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And through it all, she offers me protection…
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
And through it all, she offers me protection…
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Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking
December 13, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking
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There’s a Turkish phrase about the upside of hitting rock bottom being that things can’t get any worse. It goes göte giren şemsiye açılmaz and it means “an umbrella up one’s ass cannot be opened.”
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There’s a Turkish phrase about the upside of hitting rock bottom being that things can’t get any worse. It goes göte giren şemsiye açılmaz and it means “an umbrella up one’s ass cannot be opened.”
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Happy Winter Solstice everyone.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Happy Winter Solstice everyone.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
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Half Ma’am Half Brisket
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Half Ma’am Half Brisket
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Sanctions are not damaging Russian economy. We made "conscious decision" for it to get smaller.
I remain a master strategist
I remain a master strategist
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sanctions are not damaging Russian economy. We made "conscious decision" for it to get smaller.
I remain a master strategist
I remain a master strategist
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Whenever my Samsung washing machine finishes a cycle, I always race to turn it off before the tune ends and I don't know why.
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Whenever my Samsung washing machine finishes a cycle, I always race to turn it off before the tune ends and I don't know why.
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Apparently a guy called "Moth" is claiming to have been appointed the next Archbishop of Westminster, and if you believe that you'll believe anything
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Apparently a guy called "Moth" is claiming to have been appointed the next Archbishop of Westminster, and if you believe that you'll believe anything
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The delivery of the Epstein files has been like getting a search warrant and the suspect deciding what things from their house they're going to show you.
December 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The delivery of the Epstein files has been like getting a search warrant and the suspect deciding what things from their house they're going to show you.
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I cannot state any more baldly or clearly than I already have about what an immense menace RFK Jr. is. The number of preventable illnesses and deaths - of *babies* - will be horrific. This anti-vax crap is grotesque anti-science, and always has been.
Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
December 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I cannot state any more baldly or clearly than I already have about what an immense menace RFK Jr. is. The number of preventable illnesses and deaths - of *babies* - will be horrific. This anti-vax crap is grotesque anti-science, and always has been.
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With one last great tug, she managed to pull her jeans up over her hips
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
With one last great tug, she managed to pull her jeans up over her hips
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”