Greg in Maintenance
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Pretty sure I saw this on my Bluesky profile
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Pastors working for ICE
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Pastors working for ICE
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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*tv weatherperson in star wars*
the high in outer space today is going be minus 450 degrees & the low is going to be about the same so let’s not forget those pressurized suits. there’s a slight disturbance in the force which is going to cause a delay in the light speed corridor…
the high in outer space today is going be minus 450 degrees & the low is going to be about the same so let’s not forget those pressurized suits. there’s a slight disturbance in the force which is going to cause a delay in the light speed corridor…
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
*tv weatherperson in star wars*
the high in outer space today is going be minus 450 degrees & the low is going to be about the same so let’s not forget those pressurized suits. there’s a slight disturbance in the force which is going to cause a delay in the light speed corridor…
the high in outer space today is going be minus 450 degrees & the low is going to be about the same so let’s not forget those pressurized suits. there’s a slight disturbance in the force which is going to cause a delay in the light speed corridor…
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i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
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one time my uncle drank so much mountain dew his puka shell necklace spawned a second puka shell necklace.
January 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
one time my uncle drank so much mountain dew his puka shell necklace spawned a second puka shell necklace.
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the dept of ag vid of milk drinking reads like old footage of the weyland yutani company tryin to feed first gen androids
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
the dept of ag vid of milk drinking reads like old footage of the weyland yutani company tryin to feed first gen androids
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The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
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no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
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my coworker: did you get anything fun for christmas?
me: {i look my coworker dead in the eyes} i received the gift of prophecy but was also cursed by god so that my true warnings would never be believed.
me: {i look my coworker dead in the eyes} i received the gift of prophecy but was also cursed by god so that my true warnings would never be believed.
December 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
my coworker: did you get anything fun for christmas?
me: {i look my coworker dead in the eyes} i received the gift of prophecy but was also cursed by god so that my true warnings would never be believed.
me: {i look my coworker dead in the eyes} i received the gift of prophecy but was also cursed by god so that my true warnings would never be believed.
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I arrive at the restaurant in my usual blind date attire: leather pants, no shirt, Bane mask
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I arrive at the restaurant in my usual blind date attire: leather pants, no shirt, Bane mask
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Wife: he's so quiet, where is his head right now?
Me: I'm a 100% sure that it would be impossible to barbeque a Phoenix
Me: I'm a 100% sure that it would be impossible to barbeque a Phoenix
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Wife: he's so quiet, where is his head right now?
Me: I'm a 100% sure that it would be impossible to barbeque a Phoenix
Me: I'm a 100% sure that it would be impossible to barbeque a Phoenix
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If you would prefer to not eat a shipload full of fried snails then you are just eschewing chewing escargot cargo.
October 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If you would prefer to not eat a shipload full of fried snails then you are just eschewing chewing escargot cargo.
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I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
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Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
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me & my cat are having a contest to see who can get rescued out of a tree by the fire department the most times.
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
me & my cat are having a contest to see who can get rescued out of a tree by the fire department the most times.
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dont spit on the ground, the dirt in your yard is slowly developing a taste for humans. thats how sink holes happen.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
dont spit on the ground, the dirt in your yard is slowly developing a taste for humans. thats how sink holes happen.
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*Santa & Jesus approach each other in a hallway and Jesus knocks the list out of Santa's hands as they pass*
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*Santa & Jesus approach each other in a hallway and Jesus knocks the list out of Santa's hands as they pass*
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it's christmas eve don't forget to set your santa traps remember the goal is to maim not kill
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
it's christmas eve don't forget to set your santa traps remember the goal is to maim not kill
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
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Me: I feel a deep, mystical connection to you.
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me: I feel a deep, mystical connection to you.
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
Ouija board: S-T-O-P-C-A-L-L-I-N-G-W-E-B-R-O-K-E-U-P
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Thought I was making dinner with Hamburger Helper but it turns out it was just a regular haunted glove
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Thought I was making dinner with Hamburger Helper but it turns out it was just a regular haunted glove
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TEACHER: what is an example of an analogy
KID: it’s like when you sneeze
TEACHER: no that’s an allergy
KID: oh sorry
TEACHER: no that’s an apology
KID: that wasn’t meant as an example
TEACHER: no that’s an actually
KID: it’s like when you sneeze
TEACHER: no that’s an allergy
KID: oh sorry
TEACHER: no that’s an apology
KID: that wasn’t meant as an example
TEACHER: no that’s an actually
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
TEACHER: what is an example of an analogy
KID: it’s like when you sneeze
TEACHER: no that’s an allergy
KID: oh sorry
TEACHER: no that’s an apology
KID: that wasn’t meant as an example
TEACHER: no that’s an actually
KID: it’s like when you sneeze
TEACHER: no that’s an allergy
KID: oh sorry
TEACHER: no that’s an apology
KID: that wasn’t meant as an example
TEACHER: no that’s an actually
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
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For no reason remembering Plato’s argument that our rulers - the Philosopher Kings - should be prohibited from owning private property in order to avoid corruption.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
For no reason remembering Plato’s argument that our rulers - the Philosopher Kings - should be prohibited from owning private property in order to avoid corruption.
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Before I got married, I never realized you could sneeze like an asshole
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Before I got married, I never realized you could sneeze like an asshole