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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 31

I see you just posted something inspirational.

First time on the internet?

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 8d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says " i just want it to stop "

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you brother 🤘🏻

a man is upside down with his legs crossed and says me when the proctologist enters the room

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 8d

Urban dictionary calls that the backroad to Narnia 🏆👑 Congratulations @shade5.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Dec 19

I asked her if we could try anal and she said “sure”.

Now all the shirts hanging in my closet are arranged by color and are facing in the same direction.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10d

“Time to go teach some Latin and break some knuckles.”

A black & white photo of a nun drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11d

“Even a cat can look at a king.”

Cats: Can’t we just show him our assholes?

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 11d

Shakespeare in two lines. King Lear. An aging monarch gives up his realm to two evil daughters and the third invades with a French army and everyone dies.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 11d

Nothing matters anymore go ahead and cut the tags off your mattresses

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 10d

I just watched a squirrel stretching in a tree. It was cute. Like he was oblivious to the impending collapse of the free world. Stupid squirrel.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10d

This daily maps calendar doesn't come in very handy but it is inspiring to see a way out of any square, even if you have to make a break for the coffee ring up in desk man's curve. Where are you going, you were my millionth follower

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11d

imma write a book about philosophy & call it “I Kant. Even” or “I Used to Get High. Marx” or “For Hume. The Bell Tolls” or “Bacon & Eggs-istentialism” or “I Feel Like Thoreau-ing Up” or

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 10d

eating mashed potatoes with butter, heavy cream, fresh mozzarella, olive oil and balsamic vinegar because I've been lifting (the weight of my mother's expectations)