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The Weed Witch
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is this the afterlife? aro/4b . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch


weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
Pinned
last few ventures before the clock stole the light
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They should make a country where you can afford to live, as a little treat
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Morning on the Seine near Giverny - 1897
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/104750
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Stay tuned for the Christmas special

"It's a Wonderful Life"

Starring Rudolph as George Bailey
December 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
No, YOU just looked up 'how to make spotted dick'
No, YOU just looked up what "figgy pudding" actually is.
No, YOU just looked up what "wassailing" meant.
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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No, YOU just looked up what "wassailing" meant.
Who up encouraging the spirits to ensure a good harvest next season?
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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If nuts wanted us to eat them they wouldn’t wear armour
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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2025: the year that crying yourself to sleep became the new going out.
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Stop asking me what is new. Nothing is new. Underneath this hardened carapace, my innards are slowly turning to mulch.
December 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I wish it was easier to find holiday themed hardcore pornography.
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
you Fraggle-looking motherfucker you
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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they looked how the
cheap vodka tastes
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Told my wife I was going to go get a tattoo on my dick and she gave me a business card for one of those put your name on a grain of rice places.
December 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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How about you be jamiroquiet
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I'm out here you ficuus birch
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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hillbilly santa gives naughty little boys and girls skoal for christmas
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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You're in their DMs I'm in their dreams making them uncomfortable with how much of the song Just Another Day by Jon Secada I know by heart.
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
my mother is slightly obsessed with tracking how many different coats the characters in Christmas movies seem to have packed for their trip to a long-lost-relative's-strugging-hometown-tree-farm-with-a-prince-in-disguise
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Can I exchange the things I can’t accept?
December 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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White Christmas is my favourite song about a bukkake.
December 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I'm a little drummer man now, mom. How many times do I have to tell you
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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How many Christmas songs does it take to get to the center of the seasonal depression?
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM