fatherwithtwins.bsky.social
Robert Knop
@fatherwithtwins.bsky.social
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Big fan of my 13yo twin boys and my wife. Level 10 dad jokester.
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Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social · Aug 2
My parents are “oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I had surgery yesterday” years old
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crocketthoughton.bsky.social
Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 3d
You die on hills, you break your crown on hills- hills are not safe places to visit. Stay home, eat pizza.
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 20h
It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15h
If I was a urologist I'd tell my patients "urine trouble!" and then they would punch me
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 18h
i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13h
Boss: i have a job for you

Me: no shit, that's why i’m here
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Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social · 8h
Closest GIF i could find…
Penguins Of Madagascar Skipper GIF
ALT: Penguins Of Madagascar Skipper GIF
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Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social · 8h
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying well tanks for nuttin '
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying well tanks for nuttin '
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johnlyon.bsky.social
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 9h
Me: Is there something I could do differently to improve my sleep?

Doctor: I recommend not looking at your phone for at least an hour before bed.

Me: So nothing then.
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woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 1d
Told a young coworker not to mistake ChatGPT for experience or you'll end up like Icarus and caught him asking ChatGPT who is Icarus
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johnlyon.bsky.social
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 2d
Bob Dylan's Blonde on Blonde is my favorite classic rock album that I can't Google at work.
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weeder.bsky.social
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2d
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:
An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"
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myandra.bsky.social
🕷🕸Myandra is spooky🕸🕷 He can't cheat death. 🧛🏼‍♀️86/47 @myandra.bsky.social · 3d
Not funny, Mom!
A real Garfield with side-eyes with a pan of lasagna looking at cartoon Garfield on TV.
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smooheed.bsky.social
MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 9d
Night sky (as I have nothing interesting to say)
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azedand2knots.bsky.social
chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3d
I just called
To say
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d
Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
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elgatoesmio.bsky.social
Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 11d
the alien autopsy was completely legit except the candy that spilled out of it
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johncnj.bsky.social
John @johncnj.bsky.social · 2d
Unfortunately, I lack the maturity to read the results of a Pew Research Center survey without going 'pew, pew, pew' in my head.
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grillinchillin9.bsky.social
Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 1d
Nerd sext: Hey do you want to get shoved in to a locker with me?
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d
*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Feb 1
I'd like to be alone now please sign out.
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d
yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words
TV screen shot of skier with lower third reading “CAN ERIK READ.”
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los-los.bsky.social
Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d
[making another hole in my belt]

You are beautiful, no matter what they saaay
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granttanaka.bsky.social
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d
they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly
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unfitz.bsky.social
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d
I’m obsessed with grizzlies, bear in mind.
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frovo.bsky.social
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d
it is acceptable to wipe your hands on a sleeping relative because they are your napkin
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