@infernalwheel.bsky.social
Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
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Yea, fuckit.
I took my meds. We went to whip shittys in the local parking lot
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I took my meds. We went to whip shittys in the local parking lot
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If you have the audacity you need to give it back
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you have the audacity you need to give it back
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Sorry my bullshit meter is full, please work on filling the piss off tub instead.
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Sorry my bullshit meter is full, please work on filling the piss off tub instead.
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they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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Gawd, mom! Why didn’t you like my post? not real supportive of you. Falling off on your reposts too. Are you ashamed of me?
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Gawd, mom! Why didn’t you like my post? not real supportive of you. Falling off on your reposts too. Are you ashamed of me?
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In honor of Caturday, I’ll be taking a nap
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In honor of Caturday, I’ll be taking a nap
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I decided I needed a change, so I heated up some soup using the back burner. I don't often take risks this big, but sometimes it is needed.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I decided I needed a change, so I heated up some soup using the back burner. I don't often take risks this big, but sometimes it is needed.
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The doctor took two tubes of blood from me and is refusing to put it back
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The doctor took two tubes of blood from me and is refusing to put it back
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Inexplicable? I’m totes explicable. Like, draw me with crayon explicable.
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Inexplicable? I’m totes explicable. Like, draw me with crayon explicable.
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All for nothing, and nothing for all
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
All for nothing, and nothing for all
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I can hardly wait to use my new snow blower looks like plenty of room to stick my whole hand in there
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I can hardly wait to use my new snow blower looks like plenty of room to stick my whole hand in there
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Take her shopping for his and her coffins on the first date to show how committed you are to making the relationship work.
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Take her shopping for his and her coffins on the first date to show how committed you are to making the relationship work.
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is your space even liminal, bro
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
is your space even liminal, bro
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Nobody said you had to wear pants to do dishes.
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Nobody said you had to wear pants to do dishes.
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I’m not dead, but I’m not quite alive…
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m not dead, but I’m not quite alive…
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I often feel like I’m falling forward when I refocus my eyes from far to near. Do I need bifocals? Am I dying? Tune in next week to find out
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I often feel like I’m falling forward when I refocus my eyes from far to near. Do I need bifocals? Am I dying? Tune in next week to find out
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING ILLITERIT?
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
WHO ARE YOU CALLING ILLITERIT?
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See the best in people, but leave before they have a chance to talk to you.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
See the best in people, but leave before they have a chance to talk to you.
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No one understands your tee shirt
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
No one understands your tee shirt
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Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
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All I want to do is eat hot wings and watch 90s sci fi
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All I want to do is eat hot wings and watch 90s sci fi
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stretching my brain after a dormant period fucking hurts
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
stretching my brain after a dormant period fucking hurts
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Being smothered by a pair of thick thighs would save me, if only for a night
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Being smothered by a pair of thick thighs would save me, if only for a night