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infernalwheel.bsky.social
@infernalwheel.bsky.social
Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
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Yea, fuckit.
Boogers.
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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space heater? good luck with that
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
My high school self is really annoyed that Im still around
My high school self would be surprised I'm not here dotting all of my i's with hearts in my posts.
my high school self would be surprised I’m not here posting about a crush
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Hey, you did a good job today. I'm proud of you
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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I'm going to fistfight a boar.
February 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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People, by and large, are stupid and useless and I am tired of them.
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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I appreciate that your experience was unique and important, but please understand that I think all of it is derived from your first mistake: interacting with another human.
February 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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ask your doctor if dissociation could be right for you
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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The world isn't safe for children. Please stop procreating immediately.
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Live. Laugh. LOOKOUT for that tree.
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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If it ain’t baroque don’t fix it.
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT SATE YOUR THIRST.
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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The doom, the gloom, waiting for the boom.
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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don’t use all your good times up when you’re young
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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The people are talking about that sport ball game thing again
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Tf when your therapist sends you a list of web resources and you feel the need to make sure none of them have "Reddit" in the name.
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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I don’t know about you, but living under a rock seems like a blissful existence these days.
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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what's a good age to get into fentanyl
February 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Remember when you had a phone on your wall? And it would ring? And someone would be on the other end? Weird times!
February 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Someone financially and emotionally stable should fall in love w me
February 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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*looks at the woodchuck*
*check notes*

Look, you little asshole, the vernal equinox happens on March 20th. STOP fucking with our heads, okay?
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM