@infernalwheel.bsky.social
Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
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Yea, fuckit.
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A mind like a steel trap; empty and rusted shut
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A mind like a steel trap; empty and rusted shut
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Perchance you could enlighten me as to what ponderings have brought such a wistful look upon thine brow, bro?
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Perchance you could enlighten me as to what ponderings have brought such a wistful look upon thine brow, bro?
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answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
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can’t believe I’ve been online friends with some of you assholes for fifteen or more years
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
can’t believe I’ve been online friends with some of you assholes for fifteen or more years
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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I lost my faith in humanity when I found out there are people out there who don't know how to cook rice.
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I lost my faith in humanity when I found out there are people out there who don't know how to cook rice.
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Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
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awaken the shadow gherkin
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
awaken the shadow gherkin
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Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
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*brings a block of cheese to a knife fight*
September 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
*brings a block of cheese to a knife fight*
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Her: it's 11:11 make a wish
Me: I wish you'd stop using so many arbitrary metrics to find meaning in this world but I also realize that you are grasping at straws so I dunno I'm not gonna wish against your best interests but I also wish you'd see the folly in this this kind of comfort babe
Me: I wish you'd stop using so many arbitrary metrics to find meaning in this world but I also realize that you are grasping at straws so I dunno I'm not gonna wish against your best interests but I also wish you'd see the folly in this this kind of comfort babe
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Her: it's 11:11 make a wish
Me: I wish you'd stop using so many arbitrary metrics to find meaning in this world but I also realize that you are grasping at straws so I dunno I'm not gonna wish against your best interests but I also wish you'd see the folly in this this kind of comfort babe
Me: I wish you'd stop using so many arbitrary metrics to find meaning in this world but I also realize that you are grasping at straws so I dunno I'm not gonna wish against your best interests but I also wish you'd see the folly in this this kind of comfort babe
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I saw an owl this morning! I'm so excited. I almost never see them. I love them!
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I saw an owl this morning! I'm so excited. I almost never see them. I love them!
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Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
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me, in an art class painting a nude model: dam nice knockers bb
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
me, in an art class painting a nude model: dam nice knockers bb
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be the shit storm on the local horizon
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
be the shit storm on the local horizon
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a hot tub is really just a cauldron with jets
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
a hot tub is really just a cauldron with jets
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Oh good my eye twitch is back.
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh good my eye twitch is back.
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Today's off to a flyer. Somehow bought white bread instead of wholewheat, and now I'm googling symptoms of early-onset dementia.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Today's off to a flyer. Somehow bought white bread instead of wholewheat, and now I'm googling symptoms of early-onset dementia.
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ACAB includes people who use chainsaws before 8am
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
ACAB includes people who use chainsaws before 8am
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Me as a therapist: Sweep the leg!
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me as a therapist: Sweep the leg!
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On three I’m going to lunge at you from the shadows. Try to act natural
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
On three I’m going to lunge at you from the shadows. Try to act natural
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Try as I might, I still have yet to identify a time of day in which it is not too early for this sh!t.
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Try as I might, I still have yet to identify a time of day in which it is not too early for this sh!t.
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I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
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Prairie dogs are just dogs that churn their own butter.
May 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Prairie dogs are just dogs that churn their own butter.