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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 5d

New game: Lie or nap. You're allowed either to tell a lie or take a nap

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 23h

-Are you dissapointed in me or is this your usual face?

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

*opens a sweet lodge, because typo*

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 1d

In 1980, my mom invented the double bow for shoe tying and revolutionized babysitting.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 10d

I caught myself earlier with a fork dangerously close to my eye. Later, I found my eyeliner in the silverware drawer.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3d

I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · Sep 3

you think the 1950s seemed quaint, but there was tons of drama caused by milkmen

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 5d

Life: I’m out of lemons is Pepsi ok?

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Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · 3d

Not a person on this planet knows me like my notes app does.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 7d

Find a penny, pick it up, and then when someone honks their horn and startles you, drop it again, and all the day you'll be extra jumpy.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 5d

Hot Cursed Tarot Decks In Your Area Want To Stalk You!

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · Feb 19

Terrifying if actually true: reality.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

technically awake but really just sleepwalking through this day because fuck it

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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 9d

although I'm not certain, I think you're the type of person who pronounces it "WOR-cester-shire"

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 1d

I am slowly being driven mad by the little old lady whispering hush

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 8d

Called a goose a 'fucken swole duck' and that's when the fight started

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

People say mucking foron like it's not how you harvest some extremely rare element from a swamp

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d

Mammals tried to pull one on reptiles but it’s not over.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1d

Lying here til it gets light (timeline).

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 1d

Men appreciate me for my blank stare.

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 1d

you won't find me on mastodon, but you're welcome to find me on venmo

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1d

The “no you hang up” game except we’re launching a thermonuclear missile from a bunker in Kansas

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d

They should've known shitposters are social butterflies.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 23h

People leaving don’t scare me I’m an amateur musician

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Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social · 2d

Once again, I’m way behind on my feed…. Once again I’ll be reading yesterdays skeets tomorrow

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