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honeybadgermel.bsky.social
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@honeybadgermel.bsky.social
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Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:suhdwtoqinxndxizjc27ulko/feed/aaakejkcgubai
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · Apr 20
Time has run out on the whole "don't give a shit" mentality.

It's time to care or we're all fucked.
xo
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 9h
People who try to act cute when they're not irritate the fuck out of me. Cuteness comes from within.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h
Like a lost puppy. I'd be a nice addition to any family.
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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d
I am tired of disappointing people so I try to let people know my truth and get it over with.
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 20d
Lesson 101
Someday is just a word.
Don't romanticize it.
Death comes someday too..
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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 15h
I guess they were right

Supporting trans rights was a direct line to being attracted to inflatable frogs
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unfitz.bsky.social
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8d
Missed connection:

I entered the elevator. You were already gone but your lingering perfume made me use my rescue inhaler.
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violetmusing.bsky.social
👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 7d
The worst part about ignoring a text until tomorrow is the tomorrow part.
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 10d
life hack: avoid the hassle of packing lunches for work by keeping a perpetual stew in a crock pot in the lunchroom
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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 11h
me: I require a compliment

him: you’re not as mean as you used to be

me: *glares*

him:

me: *glares harder*

him: what I meant was you’re even meaner than you used to be

me: *beams*
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15h
His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.
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Brian Drury @bdgarp.bsky.social · 10h
Money colours your priorities.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d
them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Dec 13
“A truly brilliant film.” - Variety

“Intoxicating.” - The New York Times

“Magnifique!” - Cahiers du Cinéma

“What a piece of shit.” - My dad
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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 15h
if you stay grumpy you dont have to get grumpy
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 10h
Cat person? Dog person? It’s all good until you tell me you’re a people person. That’s fucking gross.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d
Alien: take me to your leader

Me: ooo yeah, idk. he’s not too big on aliens. tbh, now’s probably not the best time for you guys
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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 4d
Caveman looking at his bloody legs then at his wife’s feet: fuck wheel
I need invent toenail clippers
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 13h
Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 10h
listen for the silent screams
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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 7d
Everything happens for a random.
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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 1d
My internal monologue is just two neurons playing ping-pong with a single, sad idea.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 12h
not to brag but bedtime is flirting with me
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 12h
This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 27d
When you're wrong often enough, you learn to back down.
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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 12h
All of my shortcuts just lead to roadblocks
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